Like stated in the title. It's a long one so please bear with me.
TDLR: Sr Director fired me for fit issues but have been with the company for almost a year. No performance issues discussed with manager. Do I have any recourse to argue for severance or wrongful termination?
I know VA is an at will state but this just seems fishy.
Context: It's a larger company but was a part of one of their new "startup" ventures for a brand new manufacturing facility. Long hours, etc. You get the idea.
In addition to that I severely hurt my foot back in early Feb (not at work sadly) that prevented me from accessing the floor (was on crutches then a boot). I spend a ton of time with this place, navigating all of the curveballs that come with a start up and anytime I had documented deadline or inspection that I was in charge of I delivered acceptable results. I had developed really strong relationships with my counterparts and I was known for being an overcommunicator with the team (my one OpsManager called me the book writer)
As it goes with Startups, stuff changes constantly and we were finding and addressing gaps as they came up. I had a few rough conversations with the sr manager due to me asking for asking for additional support, being denied, and him being upset with progress on some of the projects I was working on.
I recieved a "fully meets" for my annual review and had 0 performance related discussions for not meeting expectations with my formal manager. I.e. no write ups, verbal "counselings," whatever. I'm a manager level as well if it matters.
I walked in on a morning this past week and he immediately sat down in my office and told me I was fired for "fit"- went out of his way to try and spin it wasn't "personal" but he felt there were too many gaps with my role and I didn't mesh well with the team.
Mind you, this same team has all reached out to me privately to let me know that they would write me a letter of recommendation if needed including my direct manager.
I believe the manager who fired me went rogue and didn't tell anyone what he did until after the fact because a competent HR would have been present in the room with him and I. I also know that while they are backfilling my role there was a massive restructuring announced and currently there is limited space in the office portion of the building. I think he fired me to free up office area and budgeting because he didn't like me and needed someone to go to make room for the additional heads being brought in.
I have scheduled a meeting with HR to discuss separation. I have yet to receive anything from HR in terms of paperwork etc. That shows I've been fired outside of the discussion.
So Reddit, my question is do I have any legal recourse/justification to sue for wrongful termination if they do not offer me severance when I speak to HR next week?
I know for a fact HR is stalling a bit because these kinds of conversations are fairly standard for separated people so it shouldn't be until next week to have this call.

As the title says, I have a 2019 Camry that I purchased before the pandemic in 2020 for about $20k. I’ve been looking at getting a Toyota Tacoma or a RAV4. What are y’all’s thoughts?

Anyone have a recommendation for an automotive shop to install new shocks and leaf springs on a Toyota Tacoma? I’ve got the parts already but don’t have space or all of the tools to install them myself.

I am decreasing my "requirements" for a 2nd gen and now just trying to find the newest, lowest mileage one I can; now seeing many access and reg cabs that have 4cyls.... I have found several v6s and 4cyls with less than 80k/mi's, and I think I'd be best to look for lowest miles rather than "needing" to find a DCSB TRD.
What are your opinions on the 4cyl vs the v6? I know they're both great, but what do you think is best? In auto, not manual. I know this topic has been discussed ad nauseum; however, I was not able to find many recent threads.
I will very most likely be throwing on a small lift, 255/85/16 or 80/17s, a camper shell, 1.5 person worth of camping gear, and a german shepherd. Speed is not any concern of mine at all. Higher MPG is cool, but also not the biggest concern. I am not against regearing. The biggest and main concern/goal is longest longevity, durability, and reliability.
Thank you.

Company Name	Title	City
Cascade Veterinary Clinic	Veterinarian	Buckley
Clarkston Veterinary Clinic, PLLC	Associate Veterinarian	Clarkston
Antioch Adoptions	Adoption Case Manager	Redmond
Northridge 4x4	Shop Technician	Silverdale
Aerotek	Batcher	Auburn
Year Up	Internship in Technology	Bellevue
FSR	Registered Nurse (RN) - Heart and Vascular	Bellevue
System Transport	Pick Up and Delivery Driver	Bellingham
System Transport	LTL Driver	Bellingham
AT&T	Shoe Salesperson	Bellingham
City of Burlington	Porter	Burlington
Subway	Subway Sandwich Artist	East Wenatchee
Aerotek	PM Technician	Enumclaw
Community Transit	Journey Mechanics - $5,000 Sign-on Bonus!	Everett
Aerotek	Grinder	Kent
AT&T	Shoe Salesperson	Kingston
Schneider	Class A Driver	Longview
AT&T	Shoe Salesperson	Manchester
FSR	Clinical Psychologist - BHIP	Oak Harbor
FSR	Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist (CRNA)	Oak Harbor
CrowdStrike, Inc.	Sr. Data Visualization Engineer (Remote)	Oak Harbor
Year Up	Business Internship Program	Seattle
Year Up	Computer Security Internship Program	Seattle
°Nomad Health	Surgery Aide	Tacoma
NALS Apartment Homes	Realtor - Apartments	Vancouver

Hey guys, here are some recent job openings , feel free to comment here if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!

Battle Rifles are defined as select fire rifles that chamber full powered rifle cartridges. The FTAC Recon is an AR pattern rifle chambered in .458 SOCOM which is FAR from a rifle cartridge. By comparison Assault Rifles are select fire rifles chambered in intermediate caliber rounds. .458 SOCOMs ballistics are much more in line with intermediate rounds. To further add to this all of the three other battle rifles are chambered in 762x51 which is a proper full powered rifle cartridge.
The FTAC Recon should be moved to the Assault Rifle category given access to the extended snail drum magazine as well to give it a higher capacity option. The select fire KAC SR-25 with a 16" barrel should take its place in the battle rifle category chambered in the proper 7.62x51 cartridge.
If anyone objects to the FTAC Recon being moved to the AR category on the ground of having three AR pattern AR's remember we have three Kalashnikov pattern AR's as well.

I'm just about to start a new policy for my car but wanted to make sure I'm not doing anything wrong first. My current insurance (Esurance) was cancelled due to non payment for February and March (its been 4 days with no insurance currently). I drive a 2021 Toyota Camry and i'm still paying it off so obviously I'm required to have full coverage at all times.
I called Esurance and was told that I have a 7 day period to reinstate my current policy (which ends April), and to do this i need to pay the entirety of the past due amount (about $720) and then the next billing cycle just around the corner. So about $1,000 in 2 weeks. If i miss the 7 day period i have to purchase a new policy.
I was already gonna switch companies at the end of the policy, but i decided that i'd rather find a new insurance company now and move on from these guys once and for all. I found a decent policy with Progressive.
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My questions are, will i still have to pay my past due balance? And if not will it be sent to collections? I cant log into my esurance account to access my billing anymore so i have no idea.
Im trying to keep this lapse as minimal as possible to avoid any trouble. How serious is a 5 day lapse?
$2k deductible vs $1k. These are really the only 2 i can afford. How much do i really need a $500 deductible?
Any advice or input on what you'd do in my situation would be highly appreciated.
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Important info:
age - 21
car - '21 Camry SE
licensed - 2 years and 9 months
location - highly populated metro area, near downtown
0 accidents, 0 tickets, 0 violations

I have an 06 Toyota Tacoma V6 TRD Sport
Beginning of this month my gas tank had a hole drilled into and my catalytic converter was stolen. I’m looking around for skid plate options that would protect the cat and gas tank and still be functional for off-roading. I found two promising ones from Victory and Extreme Terrain.
I was waiting to start doing mods for when my truck was paid off this December but this may be a good deterrent for any future targeting. I learned the hard way that Tacomas are big targets for cat thefts.
Alternatively I’m also looking into a solid camera system that captures front and rear footage with motion detection and night vision. I found one a while back that looked good but had a lot of electrical install which I’m not so familiar with.
What are your experiences and successes with this type of situation? Thanks!

We cut to JARVIS laying plans.
JARVIS If we know our enemy and know ourselves, we don’t have to fear the result of a hundred battles. If we know ourselves but not our enemy, for every victory gained we will also suffer a defeat. And if we know neither the enemy nor ourselves, we will succumb in every single ...motherfucking battle. And that is just not acceptable.
We cut to a dark room. We only hear muffled voices. The sliding door opens up and the light is turned on. We see 10 officer’s arms tied to the ceiling. They are all standing on top of folding chairs and are gagged and blindfolded. 5 masked figures brandishing Katana swords close the door back and begin attacking the police officers. The 1st militant begins yelling “AW!” out loud while aiming his Katana at a cop’s belly. He goes into a complete rage, kicking the chair from underneath several officers and gutting the officers like helpless fish. They are extremely helpless at this point. They can’t even see what is coming their way. The remaining 4 militants decide to shoot the
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officers in their heads instead of dooming them to the fate their crazed comrade has in store for them. The psycho militant’s name is DARIUS.
DARIUS Ok, I’m hungry, who’s up for dinner? SAMMIE I don’t see myself eating until at least 24 hrs. EDDIE Yea, I think I’m going to be sick. DARIUS Enchiladas it is then!
Cut back to JARVIS laying plans. We cut to CHARLEY, a 19 year old college student sitting at his dining room table. He is eating lunch before work and SAM PAGE, his mother’s boyfriend, enters the apartment. They begin talking about how PAGE is suspended from work for 3 days because some one snitched on him. Someone at his job has also been taking the caps off of his rims and he suspects the snitch to be in on it as well.
PAGE heads into the master bedroom to shower up and change. CHARLEY looks up as the door closes, smirks to himself and continues to eat his blueberry waffles. We cut back to JARVIS and his dictation.
JARVIS Ok groupies, chapter 5, energy. Controlling a large force uses the same exact principles as controlling a few men; it is merely a question of dividing up their numbers. Fighting with a large army under your command is no different than fighting with a small one. Direct or indirect maneuvers can make sure your host withstands the brunt of the enemy’s attack while remaining unshaken. The direct method in all fighting may be used for joining battle but indirect method will be needed in order to secure victory. Properly applied indirect tactics are as inexhaustible as heaven and earth. They are as unending as the flow of rivers and streams and like the Sun and Moon they end, only to begin anew. Like the four seasons, they pass away only to return again once more. There are not more than 5 musical notes yet the combination of these 5 give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard. There are not more than 5 base colors; blue, yellow, red, white and black yet in combination they produce more hues than can ever be seen. There are not more than 5 cardinal tastes; sour, acrid, salt, sweet and bitter yet their combinations yield more flavors than can ever be tasted. TRAVIS Now you gotta nigga wanting to listen to music, paint some scenery and eat some dinner. JARVIS TRAVIE Shut Cho ass UP! Anyway nigga, there are not more than 2 attack methods in battle; the direct and the indirect. Yet these 2 combined give rise to an endless series of maneuvers.
We cut to CHARLEY at his job, a local supermarket where he is
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the resident superstar. His manager Mr. PINSON introduces him to a new employee, JAFAR TATMAN. CHARLEY walks JAFAR around the job and shows him the work areas. An older African American male asks JAFAR to help him pick out a prime watermelon for his mother. JAFAR calls over CHARLEY to help them out. The older man begins to berate and insult CHARLEY for no apparent reason. He tells CHARLEY he could learn from JAFAR and JAFAR tells the customer it is CHARLEY’s 1st day. JAFAR’s a fucking asshole basically. JAFAR and CHARLEY walk away laughing together about the incident. JAFAR tells CHARLEY “not to offend anymore innocent customers!”
We cut back to JARVIS and chapter 6 of his lesson plans. We cut to TEL AVIV, a Swedish visitor to the United States for a year on vacation. She is babysitting 3 young children as part of her agreement to stay at their parent’s house. They are driving in a car and TEL AVIV pulls into a pizza restaurant.
She asks them “who wants pizza?” and their eyes widen in an extraordinary fashion and they all exclaim “we do!” in unison. TEL AVIV walks all 3 youngsters into the pizza shop and holds open the door for an older couple walking in behind them. They all take a seat at a table with a window view. TEL AVIV walks up to the counter and orders a large pizza, half bacon and half pepperoni. The cashier FRANK attempts to make conversation around the 3 children, RILEY, JACK and SABRINA.
TEL AVIV blushes a little bit, brushes her hair to the side and responds. She pays for the pizza and drinks and we cut back to JARVIS’ convention of great proportions. He is reviewing chapter 7 of the plans with the troops. He takes a big gulp of his ice cold water and then continues.
We cut back to TEL AVIV and the 3 munchkins in the pizza restaurant. TEL AVIV asks JACK to stop crushing his cup and JACK looks up at TEL AVIV playfully. TEL AVIV tells JACK to go to the counter and ask for another drinking cup.
JACK walks over to the counter, obtains a new filled up cup of sweet tea and comes back to the table to continue eating. TEL AVIV asks JACK a question about his future and he takes 5.2 seconds to answer. TEL AVIV smiles pretty hard at his truthful comment. She asks JACK to
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explain in greater detail and his answer causes her to blush even harder.
JACK’s sister SABRINA makes fun of his answer and JACK shoots a scowl at his little sister. TEL AVIV asks them both to calm down and they blame each other. We cut back to JARVIS as he discusses chapter 8. We cut to TEL AVIV sitting in a car with a female friend, TAMMY. They talk about current events in TEL AVIV’s life. TEL AVIV lets TAMMY know she feels lonely and TAMMY helps TEL AVIV construct a written list of qualities she wants in a mate. TEL AVIV sits up energetically in her seat and smiles as she begins.
We cut back to JARVIS’ meeting. JARVIS takes a seat in a chair on the podium’s left. He speaks for 3 minutes and then stands up once again. JARVIS collapses in his seat and takes a sip of water in high humor. JARVIS rises up once again to begin a new chapter in the discussion; chapter 10. He moves on to chapter 11. JARVIS takes a seat again.
We cut to TEL AVIV sitting down with a district attorney for a note taking session.
D.A. SPENCER
Pleasure to meet you Ms. TEL AVIV; shall we begin?
TEL AVIV
Absolutely, just please let me gather my note taking materials.
D.A. SPENCER
Ok so, point 1, the consensual encounter; an encounter with a person does not amount to a “seizure” unless a reasonable person would believe, under all the circumstances, he is not free to end the encounter.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
Concerning community caretaking activities; you may make a search or detention of a person for the purpose of rendering assistance, provided your actions are entirely unrelated to the detection, investigation, or acquisition of evidence relating to the commission of a crime.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
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Concerning roadblock or checkpoint vehicle stops; you may not make random, arbitrary stops of automobiles on the public roadways. However, brief, systematic stops at highway roadblocks and checkpoints can be constitutional.
TEL AVIV writes it down. We cut to the introduction of the main character, 1st in command, NAPOLI TALIONIS. The phone rings and NAPOLI answers it, it is JARVIS. JARVIS is waiting to discuss the plans in private with NAPOLI. NAPOLI takes a shower first. NAPOLI dresses completely in black, head skull cap and proceeds to his car.
We cut to NAPOLI pulling up in front of his destination. NAPOLI pops his car’s trunk and walks towards it. He lifts up the trunk and pulls a rolled 3piece leaf cigarette out of a pack hidden safely underneath his various costumes. He closes the trunk, sits on it, pulls 2 lighters out and proceeds to light all 3 sides of the “cigarette trifecta”. As NAPOLI inhales, we see in slow motion as he looks down to the left and blows out the 1st exhalation. We cut to a flashback where NAPOLI and JARVIS begin to concoct the same plans they are about to go over.
RIDDICK is another comrade of NAPOLI and JARVIS and he is rushed into a hospital room after being abducted and brutally beaten by some local, corrupt police officers. NAPOLI asks JARVIS how this happened and JARVIS doesn’t have a good answer for NAPOLI. NAPOLI says “we didn’t cause this, but it will forever effect us beginning tonight.” Despite the situation JARVIS and NAPOLI laugh at what is about to happen to society.
NAPOLI and JARVIS exit the vicinity. We cut back to NAPOLI smoking his 3 rolled cigarettes in unison, they are half finished. NAPOLI is now sitting inside of his back seat twisting and turning his head as if to observe someone who isn’t really there. He is tripping without acid.
We cut back to TEL AVIV and SPENCER studying.
SPENCER
You should warn the suspect of his basic constitutional rights before questioning him after a stop requiring any use of force. A person’s mere presence at the scene of the execution of a search warrant does not justify a frisk of that person. Now on to obtaining physical evidence from the body of a suspect not under arrest (“plain touch” seizure); if, while frisking a suspect for weapons, you detect an object
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that is not a weapon, you may seize it without a warrant if your experience and sense of touch make it “immediately apparent” to you the object is contraband or evidence of a crime.
TEL AVIV writes it down. We cut to NAPOLI and his long time girlfriend TEL AVIV from Sweden. NAPOLI walks and sits down near the boarding stations inside an airport. He takes a window seat. He pulls out his notes and continues working on them diligently. A gorgeous woman sits right next to him, on purpose. At 1st all he notices are her legs; at 1st sight they trick him into believing she is an African American lady.
After a minute he looks up and greets her. She just looks at him and opens up her mouth as if she was incapable of responding. She heard him, she just must not have expected him to actually greet her. NAPOLI is more than aware there are in fact several more empty seats but she chose the one to his immediate left. He continues taking down his notes. 5 minutes later he notices she stops reading the People magazine.
He takes this as his opportunity to open her in useful conversation. He pulls out a laminated sheet with a picture of a million dollars in $5,000 stacks, nothing but $100 bills. He puts it on her lap and asks her if it looks like a million dollars to her. He asks her the 1st thing coming to her mind when she looks at the picture. Her answer is money. They both laugh together and continue talking for an hour.
He asks her what she would do if she made that much money every day and she smiles as she visualizes her answer. She begins to let NAPOLI in on her ambitions in life. She lets him know she’s been playing soccer for 15years and he makes jokes about soccer. She laughs hopelessly. She lets him know she is 20 years old now. She was born on September 10th, 1989 and he makes her laugh again. NAPOLI asks TEL AVIV what her Zodiac sign is but she is unfamiliar with the term. This leaves NAPOLI dumbfounded and he feels embarrassed he can not properly explain it to her.
This prompts him to ask her what her native language is. She is Swedish. He compliments her brilliant accent and in response she smiles and moves her hair to another region of her head. She informs him she is just traveling the country while off from college. They both are heading to Miami, Florida. NAPOLI asks for her name and she tells him in her sexy accent. This throws NAPOLI back in
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astonishment. He asks her to repeat 3 times with her accent, she does it too. NAPOLI continues making meaningful conversation with TEL AVIV. By this time TEL AVIV is laughing incredibly hard.
NAPOLI asks AVIV if she has ever heard of lucid dreaming and she replies no. NAPOLI laughs and begins to explain it to her. AVIV begins to understand it more now. They both begin to blush together. AVIV moves noticeably closer to NAPOLI and places her hand on his right knee for 5 seconds flat. NAPOLI chuckles and looks down.
AVIV winks her 3rd eye by crinkling her face in a twisted smile and this alerts NAPOLI. He begins to go into detail about the 3rd eye and the chakras. They both begin to wink their 3rd eyes at each other. They burst out into laughter. NAPOLI is smooth and mesmerizing and AVIV is beginning to fall hard for him quickly.
NAPOLI notices many of the airport patrons observing their conversation or at least the physical cues and reactions of it. He has singlehandedly made the most gorgeous single woman in the entire airport laugh very hard, for almost an hour. AVIV is becoming more and more comfortable with his presence. NAPOLI taps her arm as they laugh together. He asks AVIV what she is studying in college. She says criminal law.
NAPOLI asks her about the day of her birth, the 10th, and goes into another routine. He talks about how Lil Wayne’s birthday is the 27th of September and so his 27th birthday is his power year. NAPOLI’s is supposed to be on his 29th and TEL AVIV’s was her 10th. She doesn’t remember her 10th birthday. She smiles wider and wider. They share a few moments of silent communication. They decide to hold each other’s hand as they sit in silence for the next 10minutes. Their flight is now boarding.
They are seated together as they head towards the plane. She takes a nap on NAPOLI’s right shoulder. 2 hrs later the flight lands in Miami, Florida and NAPOLI gently wakes up TEL AVIV. They take a taxi cab to the hotel AVIV has reserved.
She asks him to stay in the room with her so he can guide her around the city. TEL AVIV laughs and gently kisses his neck. NAPOLI shakes and shudders, it just feels so good and he ultimately deserves it. They both laugh as she pulls NAPOLI into the shower with her.
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9 months pass from this date and TEL AVIV is on her way to Sweden to hang out with family. They both intensely hug up as she readies to depart from America for a few months. NAPOLI looks deeply in her eyes as AVIV caresses her soft soothing hands across NAPOLI’s even softer face. AVIV’s flight is now boarding and they engage in a steamy kiss in slow motion. The scene freezes, turns sepia, and then black and white. We cut back to SPENCER and TEL AVIV talking before she met NAPOLI.
SPENCER
Here are some things to keep in mind in deciding whether to give Miranda warnings:
A young or inexperienced person with police officers or the criminal law is more likely to feel he has to answer your questions.
A person is more likely to feel “pressure” to answer questions if he is in “hostile” or unfamiliar surroundings.
If the person is alone, he is more likely to feel pressure and to be in need of warnings than if he is with friends. A suspect’s friends or relatives never substitute for a lawyer anyways.
The time of the day may affect how much pressure the suspect feels; he is more apt to feel pressure late at night or very early in the morning.
The better practice is not to question a suspect unless he signs a “waiver of rights” form which says he understands his rights and agrees to answer questions without the presence of a lawyer.
When warnings are not necessary; you don’t need to give the Miranda warnings before questioning a person who was merely a witness to a crime or who may know something about a crime but who is not a suspect. You don’t have to give warnings before questioning a suspect who has not been deprived of his freedom in any significant way and who knows he is free to terminate the interview at any time.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
The following is a suggested set of Miranda warnings, if given clearly and carefully enough, will be found adequate by a court:
Before we ask you any questions, you must understand what your rights are:
You have the right to remain silent. You are not required to say anything to us at any time or to answer any questions. Anything you say can and will be used against you in court.
You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we question you and to have him with you during questioning.
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If you cannot afford a lawyer and want one, a lawyer will be provided for you free of charge.
If you want to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time. You also have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to a lawyer.
TEL AVIV writes it down
SPENCER
Don’t promise a suspect you will help him if he confesses. Don’t suggest to a suspect you will let others harm him unless he confesses. Be careful about lies and trickery. Physical abuse in any form is forbidden.
TEL AVIV writes it down and we cut back to the present moment with NAPOLI back in his car’s back seat smoking his cigarettes.
By this time he is rolling yet another one, the flashback was kind of long. NAPOLI finishes rolling his cigarette and he pulls out his yellow lighter to dry it off a little bit. He puts the cigarette in his mouth, lights it and the smoke serves as the transition effect. We cut to a depiction of FRED HAMPTON’s murder by corrupt police officers. A news reporter narrates this part of the story. FRED HAMPTON, sleeping in his bed before 5AM and after 2AM while police break into his house and open fire. They claim others inside the house shot 1st yet no bullets support their claims. They label it more of a shoot in than an actual shoot out. HAMPTON’s bed is soaked in blood and his hand is on his shotgun as he is killed. Once the story concludes we cut back to NAPOLI. Until the cigarette burns out NAPOLI’s inner mind narrates a bunch of useful and applicable quotes to the audience. The cigarette is finished and NAPOLI phones JARVIS.
NAPOLI heads into the building as an armed security guard opens the door for him. NAPOLI chooses the staircase over the elevator. He reaches the 3rd floor, exits the staircase and knocks on the door where the meeting is being held. NAPOLI awaits patiently as JARVIS opens the door for him. Only NAPOLI and JARVIS are involved in this meeting. NAPOLI and JARVIS walk over to a table full of blueprints and architect illustrations.
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JARVIS points over to a story board sitting on top of a tripod in the room’s center. NAPOLI flips over the white sheet covering up the storyboard. As NAPOLI unveils the storyboard containing their secretive plan; we cut to the plan’s beginning phase. 2 teams are in motion; NAPOLI is in charge of the 1st blow to a local NYC police station while JARVIS is head of ‘operation hack the dispatch’. NAPOLI is kneeling down in an empty NYC alleyway. He is wearing a bulletproof vest, a black handkerchief over his mouth and a hideous gas mask over his face.
NAPOLI pulls out a school security walkie talkie and speaks into it. NAPOLI opens up his duffle bag containing 25 smoke grenades and 25 actual war grenades. He also pulls out a wooden board on 4 wheels with 5 grenades embedded inside of it, they are remote controlled grenades. He also pulls out the remote and puts it in his pocket, safeguarded.
He loads up his 3 tranquilizer guns and walks up the side of the police precinct. He walks to the front door, arms some poison gas canisters, throws them inside the precinct and calmly walks back to his position on the building’s side.
He kneels down and aims his tranq guns in the same direction the cops investigating the disturbance will exit the building in. At 1st 3 police officers exit the building and all 3 are shot down with tranquilizers 1 after the other. NAPOLI rushes into the building with 5 other armed, disguised assailants and all 5 arm and throw 1 smoke grenade each. They use their thermal energy goggles to shoot as many officers with the darts as possible.
11 officers in the lobby are down within 2minutes and NAPOLI heads down the hall with his grenades as his team members tie up and drag the sleeping officers out of the building. NAPOLI pulls out his walkie talkie and speaks calmly into it. He calls for the back up vans to take their positions.
NAPOLI is in the hallway and presses the elevator buttons. He places wooden brigades in between the doors so the elevators can not be called up to other floors. He places 2 grenades into the 1 brigade-less elevator, enters it, summons it to floor 4, robbery homicide and
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exits the elevator. He now runs to the stairwell and arms 5 smoke grenades as well as 5 war grenades inside the stairwell.
The plan is done and by now all the darted officers are now in the van “safely secured.” Before NAPOLI exits the building he sets down his “explosive skateboard”. As NAPOLI rushes out of the building and busts the corner, he witnesses the van turning a faraway corner, success is near. NAPOLI heads back to his alleyway hideout and undresses. He puts his change of clothes and shoes on, dons different sun shades and places his bag in some nearby bushes.
He now pulls out the remote, presses the detonate button and puts it back into his pocket. As he is now 2 blocks away, he hears the independent explosions and observes in ‘horror’ as smoke from the grenades and fire rise up into the sky. NAPOLI takes a taxi cab back to his uptown apartment. As he enters his home, he receives a cell phone call from JARVIS.
JARVIS lets NAPOLI know step 2 is complete as well and step 3 is ready. We cut to the events of “step 2”. Step 2 involves JARVIS and his loyal team stealing access into several police dispatch stations. They disable, neutralize and kidnap those in charge. We cut to NAPOLI walking into his master bedroom’s bathroom, he slightly closes the door and relieves himself.
He washes his hands, takes a great shower and dries himself off 30minutes later. He pulls some facial make up paint out from underneath the counter and then begins to apply it carefully to his face. After a few minutes of applying the war paint, NAPOLI checks himself out thoroughly in the mirror and heads into his living room. He sets up his video camcorder and positions himself right in front of the glass balcony door for lighting purposes. He pulls out a remote control for the camcorder and hits the record button.
As the red light appears he “Cranks that Soulja Boy” for 5 seconds to build up his energy and begins his dictation.
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NAPOLI
Ladies and gentlemen; salutations. The government name is Jebediah Bush and I would like to say right off the bat; I am sorry for your loss. It is such a tragedy when our braze public service officers have to die on duty, saving our streets from these dangerous, criminals. What is even more tragic is these brave, souls were gunned down and blown up.
NAPOLI starts to laugh after saying blown up. We cut to clips of 10 different police officers being killed while they had other drivers pulled over for “routine” stops. The 1st cop is pulled over on the side of the road with his speed detector outside the window.
Some militant van passengers shoot a grenade launcher twice into the car. The 2nd cop is walking outside of a burger restaurant and meets 2 hooded figures with semi automatic weapons. They empty the clips on him and blow up his car as well. The 3rd officer is sitting inside his patrol unit when a rock hits his trunk.
As he turns his focus towards the noise he hears a thump on top of his hood. The sound is the feet of a shotgun wielding bad ass, white and noticeably pregnant female. The expecting mother kills the officer in warm blood. The 4th and 5th cops are responding to a call made from a local house. 10 hooded figures beat the cops to death with spiked baseballs and baseball bats.
The next 5 were all sniped on their way to and fro a local precinct. Some officers respond to the sight of there fallen comrades and shoot shots back at the snipers. 1 sniper falls from his window perch. We cut back to NAPOLI’s video.
NAPOLI
They were blown up on their own turf, what a cotton picking shame, right America? Like who would do something like this? I know what you’re thinking; it was me. But no, not entirely, I am merely a participant. I do however possess the authority over these “missions” and I apologize for exercising, my authority. But on a lighter note, here are the facts which represent why...we took such a heinous situation into our hands, and dumped it...into, your, lives.
“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for a crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, nor any place subjected to their jurisdiction.” The 13th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Why’d it have to be the 13th Amendment, we all know for a fact...
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NAPOLI pulls out a paintball pistol with a silencer and shoots the wall as he says “fact”.
NAPOLI
13 is a highly, unlucky number. But maybe we should cease believing in this phenomena entitled luck for the simple fact
NAPOLI walks out of view as he says “for the simple fact”.
Right before NAPOLI says his next line he moves back into focus, moves his face closer to the camera
He calmly expresses these next words with the sincerest smile
NAPOLI
Luck did nothing to save the majority of the same lives you now mourn or at least acknowledge!!!
NAPOLI now walks back to his original spot and sits on his purple stool, a ‘The Joker’ reference.
NAPOLI
And here I thought the 13th Amendment actually abolished slavery, but I was horribly wrong. All it did was create a façade while an even more oppressive system was being created and implemented. It has been proven the CIA import drugs into the black community establishing an illegal drug economy thus criminalizing our precious, community. It’s just not so precious anymore now is it? Then the state placed more police into our communities while passing racial legislation insuring our imprisonment. Now black youth make up less than 15% of the population aged 10 to 17 yet are 26% of all juvenile arrests, 46% in public long-term institutions and 56% of those sent to criminal courts. Slavery never ended in the U.S. It just merely changed its muthafucking appearance! They may no longer be able to snatch us up and put us on the auction block but they can however, charge us with a crime first, find us guilty and then put us on the auction block in this new prison industrial complex. So if you all out there are still wondering why we would commit such inhumane acts against our fellow man, then I am obviously not the sick one.
Laws in 13 states, there’s that number again ya’ll, 13 states bar 510,000 African men from voting due to felony convictions. An additional 950,000 are ineligible to vote because of laws regarding felony offenders in prison, on parole or on probation in 46 states. 13% of African men are disenfranchised. By 2020 the proportion of African men without voting rights will grow to 1/3 and in some southern cities 1⁄2. A 1988 study by the FBI concludes Africans make up only 12% of our nation’s drug users while whites make up 80%. Based on Social Problems Vol. 44.No.1, 89% of police departments have paramilitary units. 46% have been trained by an active duty armed force person violating the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 making it illegal for the military to act as police on U.S. territory or waters.
In New York City between 1990 and 1993, 117 people were killed by the police and an additional 271 were wounded.
28 We cut to the camera panning across 117 people standing in a row on the pavement. They are all being shot down in order; many of them use different ways of falling to the ground and dying. The camera shows 271 black people being handcuffed and hit with police batons and gun barrels.
NAPOLI
In 1998 the city paid out $40Million to resolve 739 claims and lawsuits accusing police brutality. In California in 1995, 122 people were killed by police and 33 were killed by police use of pepper spray.
Cut to 33 blacks being sprayed with pepper spray until they are all dead. A few of them are even shot.
NAPOLI
Based on the New York Times and San Francisco Chronicle.
In 1995 in California 43% of inmates imprisoned for a third “strike” under the new “Three Strikes” law were African, even though Africans represent only 7% of the total state population and 1/5 of all Californians arrested for felonies. Whites make up 53% of the state population and account for a third of all felony arrests but are less than 25% of the inmates serving prison terms for “third strike” convictions based on the San Francisco Chronicle.
There are now 2,000,265 people in prison and jail in the U.S. California alone has the third largest prison population in the world. 70% of the prison population is either African or Latino.
The San Francisco Chronicle showed in 1998 the largest decline of crime on record was led by an 11% drop in robbery and an 8% drop in homicide. The prison population continues to rise at an alarming rate even though violent crime has been declining. The majority of the prison population is non violent drug offenders.
83% of Federal Crack Defendants are African and 4.1% are white, even though African people account for 38% of all crack users and white people account for 52% based on the U.S. Sentencing Commission, Feb.1995. So where are the white users? They are in treatment centers. Where are the African users? In prison of course.
Now listen closely shit breaks, here’s where it gets mighty interesting: 5 grams of crack cocaine gets the exact same mandatory minimum sentence of five years without parole as 500 grams of powder cocaine and 100 grams of heroin, both of which are more likely to be possessed by a white person.
In California, since 1980, the state legislature has continually decreased funding for its state-run colleges and universities, resulting in 8,000 fewer jobs. In the same period, it created 26,000 new jobs in prisons and incarcerated 112,000 new prisoners based on Ecology of Fear by Mike Davis 1998. All hail Mike Davis bitches.
So as far as facts go...for right now those are my chosen facts I am sharing with you all watching today. If this message is distorted and I personally view said footage...Your ass going down Sir Ma’am.
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Our 1st official demand: if 90% of the entire country’s prison inmates incarcerated under non violent drug offender charges are not released within 5days of this tape being viewed...more police precincts and privately owned gas stations...are going down. And you all don’t really want to watch all being said actually, go down. But then again, fin again on the 4th of July right America?
NAPOLI makes a real goofy, kiddy facial expression to the audience.
NAPOLI
Shit, cue the fireworks right?
NAPOLI pulls out the remote control and stops recording. We cut to a clock striking 3AM and 100 black soldiers in flame retardant suits running through an empty grocery store parking lot. 5 of them run up to a nearby gas station and strap multiple bombs to all the pumps and trash cans. They throw rocks through the attendant’s station and toss remote controlled grenades inside.
They also pour gasoline they brought from home all over the gas station area. The rest of the soldiers break into the grocery store to trigger the alarm and take their places. There are militant snipers on the roof just awaiting the heavy police crusade to roll on through. 50 armed soldiers lace many different land mines and proximity mines along with remote controlled grenades and smoke grenades for the incoming police officers. There are also snipers observing through nearby trees and apartment buildings.
The 5 bomb crew members retreat into the store as they detonate their respective bombs. BOOM! The soldiers begin their attack by blowing up the gas station and waiting for the responding units to arrive. The blast reaches all throughout the store and flames are seen hovering right above the soldier’s heads as they duck for cover. The glass windows shatter as well as various forms of destruction. 10minutes later 2 fire trucks and 10 squad cars arrive on scene. TOMMY LEE is the 1st person on the militant side to draw police blood. He uses his trademarked grenade launcher and bazooka to blow holes right through the squad cars. Once this happens the officers realize this is a setup and they are now under heavy attack.
The officers radio in for immediate and heavily armed backup. We cut to militant soldiers entering the dairy coolers, opening the sliding doors used to refill the milk and positioning their different weapons next to milk gallons. TOMMY LEE heads outside of the store.
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TOMMY LEE pulls his AK-47 off of his back, swings it around and blasts several rounds into the remaining cop cars. He succeeds in hitting a few officers. TOMMY LEE then retreats back into the store. 10 minutes later 30 more officers arrive at the scene in dismay and disbelief. They hear shots inside the store and proceed into it with extreme caution.
As they tip toe to the back of the store they approach the dairy cooler. The weapons are all in position and as the 1st canister of poison gas is released an officer notices and screams to warn his doomed partners. All officers begin shooting the milk gallons and milk then begins spilling all over the floor.
Several of the militant soldiers are hit by the cop’s bullets and are killed. The remaining militant soldiers wipe out 20 of the officers in the dairy section with their guns, submachine guns, harpoons, cross-bows and other unique weapons. A group of 10 militant soldiers reveal themselves from behind a product display and begin firing oozy rounds at the remaining 10 officers.
A masked figure of the militant soldier squad appears from the opposite side of the store and whistles. He uses his radio to alert the crew it is time to exit. All the soldiers throw down proximity mines and time bombs behind them as they make their exit. We cut to 10 more police squad cars parking in the flaming parking lot. These fresh officers readily and very carefully enter the murder scene once serving as a grocery store.
We cut back to the militant soldiers exiting the store. As they reach the back of the employees only section of the store they blow open the door used for the delivery trucks. They go down the stairs, some hop over the rail and they all make their way to a neighborhood where the vans are waiting for them undisturbed.
As they jump the fence into the neighborhood, they all detonate their bombs. This happens as a new wave of police officers begin to enter the grocery establishment. The majority of them are blown back into walls, their cars and some officers are literally blown limbless.
As the soldiers get into the same vans they arrived in they ask how many hostages the drivers managed to pick up. They all proceed to drive far away from the “drama”. We cut to a few workers of the grocery store arriving to work on time many hours later. They are in utter disbelief and shock when they
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notice the current condition of their place of employment. This is meant to be somewhat comical.
We cut back to NAPOLI readying to record yet another episode of “FUCK YOU AMERICAN OPPRESSORS!!!”
NAPOLI

He now pulls out the remote, presses the detonate button and puts it back into his pocket. As he is now 2 blocks away, he hears the independent explosions and observes in ‘horror’ as smoke from the grenades and fire rise up into the sky. NAPOLI takes a taxi cab back to his uptown apartment. As he enters his home, he receives a cell phone call from JARVIS.
JARVIS lets NAPOLI know step 2 is complete as well and step 3 is ready. We cut to the events of “step 2”. Step 2 involves JARVIS and his loyal team stealing access into several police dispatch stations. They disable, neutralize and kidnap those in charge. We cut to NAPOLI walking into his master bedroom’s bathroom, he slightly closes the door and relieves himself.
He washes his hands, takes a great shower and dries himself off 30minutes later. He pulls some facial make up paint out from underneath the counter and then begins to apply it carefully to his face. After a few minutes of applying the war paint, NAPOLI checks himself out thoroughly in the mirror and heads into his living room. He sets up his video camcorder and positions himself right in front of the glass balcony door for lighting purposes. He pulls out a remote control for the camcorder and hits the record button.
As the red light appears he “Cranks that Soulja Boy” for 5 seconds to build up his energy and begins his dictation.
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NAPOLI
Ladies and gentlemen; salutations. The government name is Jebediah Bush and I would like to say right off the bat; I am sorry for your loss. It is such a tragedy when our braze public service officers have to die on duty, saving our streets from these dangerous, criminals. What is even more tragic is these brave, souls were gunned down and blown up.
NAPOLI starts to laugh after saying blown up. We cut to clips of 10 different police officers being killed while they had other drivers pulled over for “routine” stops. The 1st cop is pulled over on the side of the road with his speed detector outside the window.
Some militant van passengers shoot a grenade launcher twice into the car. The 2nd cop is walking outside of a burger restaurant and meets 2 hooded figures with semi automatic weapons. They empty the clips on him and blow up his car as well. The 3rd officer is sitting inside his patrol unit when a rock hits his trunk.
As he turns his focus towards the noise he hears a thump on top of his hood. The sound is the feet of a shotgun wielding bad ass, white and noticeably pregnant female. The expecting mother kills the officer in warm blood. The 4th and 5th cops are responding to a call made from a local house. 10 hooded figures beat the cops to death with spiked baseballs and baseball bats.
The next 5 were all sniped on their way to and fro a local precinct. Some officers respond to the sight of there fallen comrades and shoot shots back at the snipers. 1 sniper falls from his window perch. We cut back to NAPOLI’s video.
NAPOLI
They were blown up on their own turf, what a cotton picking shame, right America? Like who would do something like this? I know what you’re thinking; it was me. But no, not entirely, I am merely a participant. I do however possess the authority over these “missions” and I apologize for exercising, my authority. But on a lighter note, here are the facts which represent why...we took such a heinous situation into our hands, and dumped it...into, your, lives.
“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for a crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, nor any place subjected to their jurisdiction.” The 13th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Why’d it have to be the 13th Amendment, we all know for a fact...
27
NAPOLI pulls out a paintball pistol with a silencer and shoots the wall as he says “fact”.
NAPOLI
13 is a highly, unlucky number. But maybe we should cease believing in this phenomena entitled luck for the simple fact
NAPOLI walks out of view as he says “for the simple fact”.
Right before NAPOLI says his next line he moves back into focus, moves his face closer to the camera
He calmly expresses these next words with the sincerest smile
NAPOLI
Luck did nothing to save the majority of the same lives you now mourn or at least acknowledge!!!
NAPOLI now walks back to his original spot and sits on his purple stool, a ‘The Joker’ reference.
NAPOLI
And here I thought the 13th Amendment actually abolished slavery, but I was horribly wrong. All it did was create a façade while an even more oppressive system was being created and implemented. It has been proven the CIA import drugs into the black community establishing an illegal drug economy thus criminalizing our precious, community. It’s just not so precious anymore now is it? Then the state placed more police into our communities while passing racial legislation insuring our imprisonment. Now black youth make up less than 15% of the population aged 10 to 17 yet are 26% of all juvenile arrests, 46% in public long-term institutions and 56% of those sent to criminal courts. Slavery never ended in the U.S. It just merely changed its muthafucking appearance! They may no longer be able to snatch us up and put us on the auction block but they can however, charge us with a crime first, find us guilty and then put us on the auction block in this new prison industrial complex. So if you all out there are still wondering why we would commit such inhumane acts against our fellow man, then I am obviously not the sick one.
Laws in 13 states, there’s that number again ya’ll, 13 states bar 510,000 African men from voting due to felony convictions. An additional 950,000 are ineligible to vote because of laws regarding felony offenders in prison, on parole or on probation in 46 states. 13% of African men are disenfranchised. By 2020 the proportion of African men without voting rights will grow to 1/3 and in some southern cities 1⁄2. A 1988 study by the FBI concludes Africans make up only 12% of our nation’s drug users while whites make up 80%. Based on Social Problems Vol. 44.No.1, 89% of police departments have paramilitary units. 46% have been trained by an active duty armed force person violating the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 making it illegal for the military to act as police on U.S. territory or waters.
In New York City between 1990 and 1993, 117 people were killed by the police and an additional 271 were wounded.
28 We cut to the camera panning across 117 people standing in a row on the pavement. They are all being shot down in order; many of them use different ways of falling to the ground and dying. The camera shows 271 black people being handcuffed and hit with police batons and gun barrels.
NAPOLI
In 1998 the city paid out $40Million to resolve 739 claims and lawsuits accusing police brutality. In California in 1995, 122 people were killed by police and 33 were killed by police use of pepper spray.
Cut to 33 blacks being sprayed with pepper spray until they are all dead. A few of them are even shot.
NAPOLI
Based on the New York Times and San Francisco Chronicle.
In 1995 in California 43% of inmates imprisoned for a third “strike” under the new “Three Strikes” law were African, even though Africans represent only 7% of the total state population and 1/5 of all Californians arrested for felonies. Whites make up 53% of the state population and account for a third of all felony arrests but are less than 25% of the inmates serving prison terms for “third strike” convictions based on the San Francisco Chronicle.
There are now 2,000,265 people in prison and jail in the U.S. California alone has the third largest prison population in the world. 70% of the prison population is either African or Latino.
The San Francisco Chronicle showed in 1998 the largest decline of crime on record was led by an 11% drop in robbery and an 8% drop in homicide. The prison population continues to rise at an alarming rate even though violent crime has been declining. The majority of the prison population is non violent drug offenders.
83% of Federal Crack Defendants are African and 4.1% are white, even though African people account for 38% of all crack users and white people account for 52% based on the U.S. Sentencing Commission, Feb.1995. So where are the white users? They are in treatment centers. Where are the African users? In prison of course.
Now listen closely shit breaks, here’s where it gets mighty interesting: 5 grams of crack cocaine gets the exact same mandatory minimum sentence of five years without parole as 500 grams of powder cocaine and 100 grams of heroin, both of which are more likely to be possessed by a white person.
In California, since 1980, the state legislature has continually decreased funding for its state-run colleges and universities, resulting in 8,000 fewer jobs. In the same period, it created 26,000 new jobs in prisons and incarcerated 112,000 new prisoners based on Ecology of Fear by Mike Davis 1998. All hail Mike Davis bitches.
So as far as facts go...for right now those are my chosen facts I am sharing with you all watching today. If this message is distorted and I personally view said footage...Your ass going down Sir Ma’am.
29
Our 1st official demand: if 90% of the entire country’s prison inmates incarcerated under non violent drug offender charges are not released within 5days of this tape being viewed...more police precincts and privately owned gas stations...are going down. And you all don’t really want to watch all being said actually, go down. But then again, fin again on the 4th of July right America?
NAPOLI makes a real goofy, kiddy facial expression to the audience.
NAPOLI
Shit, cue the fireworks right?
NAPOLI pulls out the remote control and stops recording. We cut to a clock striking 3AM and 100 black soldiers in flame retardant suits running through an empty grocery store parking lot. 5 of them run up to a nearby gas station and strap multiple bombs to all the pumps and trash cans. They throw rocks through the attendant’s station and toss remote controlled grenades inside.
They also pour gasoline they brought from home all over the gas station area. The rest of the soldiers break into the grocery store to trigger the alarm and take their places. There are militant snipers on the roof just awaiting the heavy police crusade to roll on through. 50 armed soldiers lace many different land mines and proximity mines along with remote controlled grenades and smoke grenades for the incoming police officers. There are also snipers observing through nearby trees and apartment buildings.
The 5 bomb crew members retreat into the store as they detonate their respective bombs. BOOM! The soldiers begin their attack by blowing up the gas station and waiting for the responding units to arrive. The blast reaches all throughout the store and flames are seen hovering right above the soldier’s heads as they duck for cover. The glass windows shatter as well as various forms of destruction. 10minutes later 2 fire trucks and 10 squad cars arrive on scene. TOMMY LEE is the 1st person on the militant side to draw police blood. He uses his trademarked grenade launcher and bazooka to blow holes right through the squad cars. Once this happens the officers realize this is a setup and they are now under heavy attack.
The officers radio in for immediate and heavily armed backup. We cut to militant soldiers entering the dairy coolers, opening the sliding doors used to refill the milk and positioning their different weapons next to milk gallons. TOMMY LEE heads outside of the store.
30
TOMMY LEE pulls his AK-47 off of his back, swings it around and blasts several rounds into the remaining cop cars. He succeeds in hitting a few officers. TOMMY LEE then retreats back into the store. 10 minutes later 30 more officers arrive at the scene in dismay and disbelief. They hear shots inside the store and proceed into it with extreme caution.
As they tip toe to the back of the store they approach the dairy cooler. The weapons are all in position and as the 1st canister of poison gas is released an officer notices and screams to warn his doomed partners. All officers begin shooting the milk gallons and milk then begins spilling all over the floor.
Several of the militant soldiers are hit by the cop’s bullets and are killed. The remaining militant soldiers wipe out 20 of the officers in the dairy section with their guns, submachine guns, harpoons, cross-bows and other unique weapons. A group of 10 militant soldiers reveal themselves from behind a product display and begin firing oozy rounds at the remaining 10 officers.
A masked figure of the militant soldier squad appears from the opposite side of the store and whistles. He uses his radio to alert the crew it is time to exit. All the soldiers throw down proximity mines and time bombs behind them as they make their exit. We cut to 10 more police squad cars parking in the flaming parking lot. These fresh officers readily and very carefully enter the murder scene once serving as a grocery store.
We cut back to the militant soldiers exiting the store. As they reach the back of the employees only section of the store they blow open the door used for the delivery trucks. They go down the stairs, some hop over the rail and they all make their way to a neighborhood where the vans are waiting for them undisturbed.
As they jump the fence into the neighborhood, they all detonate their bombs. This happens as a new wave of police officers begin to enter the grocery establishment. The majority of them are blown back into walls, their cars and some officers are literally blown limbless.
As the soldiers get into the same vans they arrived in they ask how many hostages the drivers managed to pick up. They all proceed to drive far away from the “drama”. We cut to a few workers of the grocery store arriving to work on time many hours later. They are in utter disbelief and shock when they
31
notice the current condition of their place of employment. This is meant to be somewhat comical.
We cut back to NAPOLI readying to record yet another episode of “FUCK YOU AMERICAN OPPRESSORS!!!”
NAPOLI
We have more demands, much more my fellow citizens. And if the world is watching, please support our cause if you can feel where we are aiming from. If you all can see where we came from and are now coming at. If you can touch the victory we are prepared to die for, we have been dying all our stay in America’s Great Glory. If you can hear the voices we hear at night, of the heaven’s shore; or at least if you can smell what the rock is cooking!
We cut to 2:30AM when 5 masked gunmen set remote controlled bombs all around 10 different gas stations after they close and before they open up. As they drive off they detonate the bombs when they are at a safe distance. We cut back to NAPOLI and his “video conference”.
NAPOLI
So if anyone out there is questioning our motive for blowing up flammable gas refueling stations. Ah yes, our second point. Henry Ford imagined a world where the drivers of his cars grew their own fuel. It wasn’t even called gasoline; it was labeled Hemp oil I believe. And hemp is only where marijuana originates from. And to think; we rarely hear of Hemp, just marijuana. So with that said; marijuana is to be made legal in 6 days, there you go. Everyday including today, starting yesterday, gas stations are being emptied out of all authorized personnel and then blown into oblivion. You may perceive it as unjust violence and destruction while we simply see it as it is; we are just preparing for our met demands. At the end of the day, any rational person can understand our reasonable requests. The specific circumstance is extreme yes; but so were your actions way beforehand. Enough talk though, for today. Talk is cheap and we have expensive budgets over here shifty shawty. So advice to the fearful and hopeful public, stay away from all gas stations, fill up and go. At any moment they are liable to blow up and you are not targets at all people. Our demands being met will most definitely benefit your lifestyle and life quality forever. If you could in fact see our faces you will understand you won’t see those 50 yrs from now. What we are doing is wrong, our victims are also wrong so, this is meant to help you all. So please America, let us help you. That’s a Uno!!!
NAPOLI now pulls out his remote, ends his recording session and proceeds to pull a table with various objects under a white sheet into the camera’s focus. NAPOLI presses record on the remote once more and resumes explaining.
NAPOLI
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Now here is an even juicier segment: in front of us is a table with a nice selection of the weapons of choice. If you are disturbed by this, then what more can I ask for?
NAPOLI pulls off the white sheet unveiling his weapons.
We cut to NAPOLI and his crew running up into a precinct and shooting poison gas canisters in the room along with smoke and war grenades. They run out as the building blows up. 5 seconds later, everybody is literally smoking from the bullets.
We cut to several officers being bombarded in the head and chest area with oozy bullets. NAPOLI
What’s a watermelon to do in a gunfight?’ First of all, the watermelons only initiate our prized conflicts.
We cut to a watermelon being launched thru a cop’s rear windshield while two armed gunmen riddle the officer and his partner with oozy bullets from the front. We cut back to NAPOLI
NAPOLI

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Dinner will be late, me, digital, 2023
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television

• RectifiedUser

Arrested Development Is Staying on Netflix After All
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• MarvelsGrantMan136

Netflix’s ‘You’ Renewed for Fifth and Final Season — With New Showrunners
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• verissimoallan

Tyler James Williams Says ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Producer Told Him He Would “Probably Never Work Again”
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pics

• frostkaiser

State of the modern film industry
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• JazzlikeSpare9

Not Something You Find On The Beach Everyday
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• patakiciprian

Best english french american toast made in China, with pizza flavour
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gifs

• evangelineproctor

Parenting can be a challenge
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• Laney20

Krobus the Cat belly flops
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• Historical_Aide_2744

Animated gif loop I made last night of a custom porsche drifting on a floating island. Hopefully you like it
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educationalgifs

• MichaelZeiler

The eclipse of April 8, 2024 from the perspective of the Moon. From greatamericaneclipse.com
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mildlyinteresting

• qwerty11055

UK supermarket has a tag you can add for carts with wonky wheels
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• da_smokes

I received a piece of burning wood as a drink garnish
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• tapout22002

My local grocery store sells mushroom growing logs…
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interestingasfuck

• DukeOfBagels

23 year old woman who was caught in the Mount Vesuvius eruption in Pompeii in 79 AD
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• SinjiOnO

A farmer (Eric Howard) trying to save a field from fire in Weld County, Colorado. Eric is actually the neighbour of the farmer who owns the field. Once alarmed, he ran home and grabbed his equipment to help out.
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• thehimalayanviews

Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps
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funny

• Epidemiology2

Yea... The tape is staying
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• The_Human_Event

Ever wondered what the opposite of a stork was?
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• YoRafa97

1986 Toyota Corolla Commercial
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aww

• mazerim

Feeding my bosses baby goat. (I work in I.T. Not on a farm)
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• JMyers666

So this is what a Weddell seal pup sounds like
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• fuzzus628

Made a new friend on my walk to get coffee this morning!
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